See, I'm an artist. An artist of many mediums. I'd say talents, but my ironic and self-deprecating sense of humor forbids it.

I make movies, music, I write, and occasionally draw penises on the margins of what I write.

HERE'S THE PROBLEM:
Try as I might, I've never been able to accrue any sort of following. Sure, close friends and loved ones go to great lengths to tell me how wonderful (or on some occasions how terrible) my work is. And that's dandy. But it's not enough.

I have [link] seen [link] the shit [link] that gets [link] people notoriety on the internet.

It fucking sucks.
(Is that the secret?)

No, I know perfectly respectable artists, and frankly perfectly dandy people who maintain a following of fans on the interwebs.

Here's the question, all none of you who still read my journal:
What the fuck am I doing wrong?